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First
Throw, First Session, First Day
God
was just about done creating the universe, when he realized that he had two extra things
left in his bag of creations, so he decided to split them between Adam and Eve. He
told the couple that one of the things he had to give away was the ability to stand up
while urinating. "It's a very handy thing", God told the couple, "I was
wondering if either one of you wanted that ability."
Adam jumped up and blurted, "Oh, give that to me! I'd love to be able
to do that! Its the sort of thing a man should do. Oh please, oh please, oh please,
let me have that ability, it'd be so great! When I'm working in the garden, or naming the
animals, I could just stand there and let it fly. It'd be so cool, I could write my name
in the sand. Oh please God, let it be me who you give that gift to, let me stand and pee,
oh please..." On and on he went like an excited little boy who had to pee. Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really
wanted that so badly, that he should have it. It seemed to be the sort of thing that would
make him happy and she really wouldn't mind if Adam were the one given this ability. And
so Adam was given the ability to urinate while in a vertical position. He was happy and
celebrated by wetting down the bark on the nearest tree, laughing with delight all the
while. "Fine," God said looking back into his bag of leftovers, "What's
left here? Oh yes, multiple orgasms. A
lot of people find that their first session at the tables can be a costly one. If their first session is at the beginning of a
new vacation, their first day can set a negative tone for the rest of the trip. That is especially true if they have been away
from the tables for a while. That
first throw at their first session on their first day is usually backed by some nervous
energy and high anticipation. For that
reason, you want to have MINIMAL money exposed. Until
you settle into a comfortable groove, you are playing on nervous energy and you may be
over-focused and wound up too tightly. The
same thing has happened to me. Bad results
teach hard-learned lessons and you gain a lot of school-of-hard-knocks experience. The cost of
"experience" can be high, but the lessons seem to be more deeply imprinted that
way. They simply seem to stick to your memory
a lot better. If you don't
get to play on a daily basis, each time you have a new trip, the first session can be the
most dangerous, and the first few throws are the most dangerous of all. Over-betting is a serious concern, and if you
start a trip off with a losing session, sometimes it sets the wrong tone. If I am away
from the tables for more than two or three days, I keep my initial bets on myself to an
absolute minimum. It's because I have no idea what the dice are going to do.
If at all possible, I seek out the "cheap seats" low-minimum tables for
that re-entry into Precision-Shooting. Even three days off, can add a little rust to
the edge of a well-honed knife. The physical
act of setting, focusing, aiming, and tossing is a big part of contributing to your
success. But overall, I'd say that it constitutes no more than 50% of the success
factor. I can't emphasize the psychological
side of this game enough! Keeping your anxiety and anticipation in check is very
difficult. When your hands are slightly
shaking with nervous energy, you have to calm yourself down. One of the easiest ways to do that is to have the
smallest amount of money out there on the tables until you can get all of those
butterflies in your stomach flying in a nicely organized formation. Good Luck & Good Skill at the Tables
and in
Life. The Mad Professor
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