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I Hate Craps,
Sweetie, But I LOVE The Profit (read part I here ) In
part II
we talked about how our wife, girlfriend, or spouse
can occasionally deflate our plans due to mood-swings and perhaps a lack of understanding
about what it is we are trying to accomplish with Precision-Shooting. Hopefully you realized early on, that perfecting this art was
NOT easy, and that it required a lot of practice time.
Some wives arent willing to give their husbands a whole bunch of latitude to
do that, while others are down-right supportive, cooperative and encouraging. Once they are married, some women
turn big, bitchy and mean. It may have to do
with disappointment. It may have to do with
settling for less than they have dreamed of and fantasized about since they wore braces
and played with Barbie dolls. On the other
hand, WE may have something to do with it too. Your
wife may have changed after you got married, and I would suggest that you may have changed
as well. I hate to burst you bubble, but maybe you should check for signs
that you are not the sexiest man alive. Examples of that would be, if you take a stroll and the local zoo is
flooded with reports of an escaped orangutan, or, as you walk toward a rack of Speedos,
you hear the clerks murmuring, "Oh, God, no!"
If you are of the unfaithful variety, and hookers are always telling you, "Not
on the first date," then you can be pretty sure that you are definitely NOT the
sexiest man alive, so cut your lady some slack when it comes the expectations that you place on her. Listen, its easy to sit and eat cheeseburgers, play the
lottery and watch TV, but the lifestyle changing money that Precision-Shooting can
generate, will let you do what you REALLY want to do.
The added revenue lets you thrive, and not merely survive. I dont care if you are gay, straight or Australian. If you have a spouse, then you need their support
to make this whole effort really work in the long run.
Sometimes, after you have been with the same woman for a long period of time, they
start thinking, Is that all there is? There
are a few times when you really dont want someone who is that close to you to be
having those thoughts. Submitting a business
report, filling out an income statement in hopes of getting a loan, or when you are
stepping out of the shower, are a few of those times when you dont want someone to
think, is that all there is?. But
the worst time is if your wife starts thinking those thoughts about your relationship. Even though you live together, sometimes a gap
will separate the two of you. There is a way
for craps-playing to bring the two of you together again. It may not be a universal
cure-all for failing marriages, but it sure can jump-start one that is merely stalled. I guess were really talking about making your wife or
girlfriend, your ally in this endeavor. It is
a lot easier if they are supportive of your goals. The
closer you can bring them to understand the game, and what it is you are trying to
achieve, then the easier it will be for the both of you to get to the promised land of
casino profit. Hey, when you do get there, please remember the commitment that
you made to her about not just being your wife, SHES ALSO YOUR PARTNER. So lets take a look at how to put all of this into
practical use. First, we have to determine if she is casino-crazy. You can tell if she suffers from that ailment by
a few tell-tale signs. For example, when she
meets your boss, and she puts a coin in his mouth and start
yanking on his arm, or if she starts wearing green-felt underwear, well, thats an
indicator. Or when they pass around the
collection plate at church, and she asks, "What kind of odds am I getting?," or
after sex, she says, "Okay, double or nothing," then shes probably
casino-crazy. If thats the
case then a strong argument can be made for leaving her at home. Otherwise, we can move to the next step. Secondly, we have to determine if she is casino-savvy. By that, I mean that she is not averse to going to
a casino with you. Now she doesnt have
to know all the rules of every game including craps.
Part of your job is to teach her about the game. This introduction also gives you an opportunity to
look at the game from a fresh perspective. You
may be surprised at the little things that you notice about the game when you are hanging
back and explaining it to her. Youll
also be surprised at the intuitive perspective that females can bring to a male-dominated
game like craps. Most women can pick up small
details and certain nuances of the game that we would normally gloss over or perhaps not
even notice at all. Thirdly, if she is genuinely interested in
helping you out with this Precision-Shooting pursuit, then there is a way for her to be of
great assistance in the casino, especially when its your turn with the dice. I say that because, when you are perfecting your
throw, you want as few distractions as possible. That
doesnt mean that she cant be nearby; it simply means that you have to set up
some guidelines so that she provides maximum assistance, and minimal distraction. Fourthly, you can teach her how to keep track of your rolls, and also chart other players. This comes in handy when you are open-minded enough to alter your methods when the trends and conditions change at the table. If you dont have your own Playbook, you may want to refer to The Mad Professor's Playbook. Fifthly, her observations will
actually make YOU more observant. Once you
teach her what to look out for, and what impact they have on the game, her value as a
partner will rise. Its important for
you not to discount too many things in the observation department. If you try to narrow her focus, she may be as
myopic as you are. She is there to provide
another set of eyes, but if youve trained her to see only the same things that you
see, then her value is limited. Put your ego
aside. She may notice money-saving or
money-making trends before you do. She is
your navigator. The game is swift-moving and
dynamic. In your efforts to place bets and
watch the dice, certain subtleties may be overlooked.
Leave it to a woman to notice those things.
Use that to your advantage, and not to your detriment. Her observations wont be perfect. But just try to remember the last time that all of
your observations were perfect. Keep
it all in perspective. Finally, remember that she is your
partner. It is perfectly acceptable for you
to discuss what the two of you would do with any MODEST craps winnings. You are just starting out. It is unlikely that you will make any huge,
windfall profits. If you do, then all the
better for the both of you. Rather, set your
what if spending scenarios as low as possible.
In fact, you dont have to earmark it for spending at all. You could use it to initially boost the size of
your gaming wallet. That doesnt mean
that you should step-up the level of your bets for the foreseeable future. It just means that there is more of a comfort
margin in that bankroll that you can use for the inevitable dry shootings spells. It is this joint-cooperation which makes the whole effort really
work in the long run, and the easier it will be for the both of you to get to the promised
land of casino profit. Good Luck & Good Skill at the Tables
and in
Life. By: The Mad Professor
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