Long Tables = Po$$ibilitie$
Part Four
click here for part I or here for part II or here for part III

Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a closer look at their beer consumption.  The study was conducted to determine if there was a presence of female hormones in beer. The theory was that drinking too much beer could make a man turn into a woman. To test the theory, 100 men were fed 6 bottles of beer each day for one week. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned.

Following my successful experimentation using the new “Long-Ranger” grip on LONG and Medium-Long tables at a number of Las Vegas’ Strip and Downtown casinos, I looked elsewhere to continue the development and to fine-tune my performance.  A quick check of the computerized table-conditions that I keep track of, showed that there were a few more casinos in Laughlin and Mesquite, Nevada, which might present a few opportunities.

I compiled the results from the first day of experimentation through to today.  Here is a summary of the Sevens-to-Roll-Ratio using the Mad Professor’s new “Long-Ranger” grip:

Development & Practice Phase              Äseven days            ÄSRR:12-1

Flamingo Hilton-Strip Phase                  Äfive days               ÄSRR:13.7-1

Freemont-Downtown Phase               Äfive days     ÄSRR: 17.4-1

NLV, Laughlin, Mesquite Phase               Äsix days     ÄSRR: 18.25-1

Some people have questioned how I claim to almost always make money from my crap-shooting.  Some people may think that that is too good to be true.  It IS true, but I won’t try to change their beliefs, just as Osama Bin Laden cannot possibly change mine. That isn’t the purpose of these articles.  Rather, I share my experiences with you so that we might all share in a more enjoyable…and more PROFITABLE experience.

In the fifth and final segment of this article, I’ll show you how I played a total of 483 hands using the MP’s Long-Ranger grip and release, where there were 47 actual hands where I actually lost a total of $9400! 

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