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Okay,
Who Cooked the Golden Goose? There are some
people out there who are jeopardizing a great thing. Precision-Shooting
the dice at a craps table in a casino can generate all kinds of long and profitable rolls.
As Martha Stewart would say, Thats a good thing. Some people can
augment their income with the profit that they make off of this. Thats also a good thing. Some people get a
lot of pleasure from moving their former losing way into winning ways by way of
dice-setting. That too is a good thing. But let me tell you
about a bad thing. If you rub the
casinos nose in the fact that you have come up with a way to consistently beat the house;
they will shut you down. Plain and simple! They have the right to do it, and they WILL
do it. They can choose to bar any player, and
they will if they so choose. Why put them
into a position where they will resort to that? Why
make them do it? It doesnt have to be
that way. The GREED
factor has been the down-fall of too many great things in this country. Remember that the pig who gets fattened at the
feeding-trough the fastest, is also the one that gets lead to the slaughter-house FIRST! Ive played
virtually unabated for the last ten years. Every
once in a while, Ill feel a very light mildly warm breeze of irritation
from the Pit. Its inconsistent, and
usually goes away very quickly. Remember that
I play A LOT, and I make a substantial living off of this game. The actions of a few people could change all of
that instantly. There is enough money in the
casino coffers to go around, but its HOW you get it that determines whether or not
youll be able to continue doing it. Recently a flock
of dice-setting hungry seagulls descended on Las Vegas. Some of them had memorable hands. A number of them dinged a few casinos for a total
that far exceeds the salary of the President of the United States, all in one short
weekend! Gee, do you think that the casinos
noticed? Let me ask you
this. If you were a
casino Pit Boss, would you notice if two empty tables were suddenly FULL. If you were a
casino Pit Boss, would you notice if the players all talked about the training session
that they had just completed? If you were a
casino Pit Boss, would you notice if they were all talking about taking every last
chip out of the boxmans house bank in every casino in this city? If you were a
casino Pit Boss, would you notice if all of them SET the dice exactly the same way? If you were a
casino Pit Boss, would you notice if they all THREW the dice the same way? If you were a
casino Pit Boss, would you notice if they all BET the dice the same way. Finally, if you
were a casino Pit Boss, would you notice if they were all WINNING THE SAME WAY! Let me ask you
another thing. If you were a
casino Pit Boss, would you notify all of your sister casinos in your corporate
family? Boyd Gaming owns the Freemont Hotel. They also happen to own the California Hotel, Main
Street Station, Stardust, and Sams Town. If
a large group of players just took your house for $70,000, do you think that theyre
not going to pick up the phone and let all of their other properties be aware that a
herd of rampaging dice-setting buffalo have descended on the city? Just so you know,
the exact same thing happened at the Golden Nugget for about $85,000. Holy Cow! Why
did Treasure Island, The Mirage, MGM, New York New York, Bellagio, Monte Carlo, and
Boardwalk suddenly decide to hassle dice-setters when they rolled into each of those
casinos like a desert dust-storm blows in a bunch of tumble-weeds. We call that marvel of modern technology, a
telephone! It is corporate policy at
MGM-Mirage to notify their other properties INSTANTLY under pain of termination if it isnt
done quickly enough. Its called game
protection, and its in their Management Policy binder. Okay, when it
happens with two large casino chains, you might still be looking at the world through
rose-colored glasses, and think that it might be a coincidence because you are so naïve. So when it happens at Paris, and they get taken
for more than $110,000, do you wonder why all the Park Place Entertainment gaming palaces,
such as Ballys, Caesarss Palace, Las Vegas Hilton, Flamingo, and OSheas,
suddenly put the brakes on all setters, especially if they are in a group? Do you still think that its a random
occurrence? When it happens at Mandalay Bay,
and they get tagged for $140,000 and its
sister properties like Excalibur, Luxor, Circus Circus stop all setters, and the policy
gets further reinforced at its co-owned Monte Carlo, can you possibly pass it off as
just one of those thing? Do you think that
these casinos will let an organized group of setters move in, let them beat the
corporation senselessly about the head, and then bleed cash out of their wide-open noses
for eternity? Those groups are lucky that
they were allowed to get out of the casinos with their recently-won money. In the old Vegas, it would have been
dealt with in a less subtle, back-alley sort of manner.
Today, all they have to do is say, No Dice-Setting Allowed. Gosh, I hope you REALLY enjoyed your weekend. There are some
people out there who make a living off of SELLING dice-setting lessons. The lessons obviously work, and I have no qualms
about someone making an honest living. I also
have even less of a problem with any players who want to improve the performance of their
game. Im all for that, and it is
exactly what all of my articles are about. I
WANT people to profit from this game. On the
other hand, why the hell would you want to kill the goose that lays all those delicious
golden eggs? It makes no sense at all. When one of their
training sessions and conferences are held in Las Vegas, there is ALWAYS
fall-out. If I was running these training
sessions, I would also be concerned about the continued longevity of what is being
taught. Additionally, my focus might be less on booking seminars, and more on
ensuring that my graduates didn't do any long-term damage to the whole concept.
Perhaps there may be only one small element missing from those training sessions,
and that would be how to properly conduct yourself in the casinos as an accomplished
dice-setter and more importantly HOW TO MAKE THIS GOOD THING
LAST! In Part II of this
article, well take a serious look at how to do that.
In the meantime, whenever I see an organized group of setters, Ill
continue to do as I usually do. I head in the
opposite direction, and get away from them as quickly as possible. Good Luck & Good Skill at the Tables
and in
Life. By: The Mad Professor
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